"..can't imagine a more dangerous act.."

Driver Must Pay for Putting on Makeup

The roadside camera was supposed to catch speeders. Instead, a British woman is in trouble after she was videotaped with a compact in one hand and a brush or pencil in the other hand while driving on a hazardous road in North Wales. A top North-Wales police official says he "can't imagine a more dangerous act than to be driving along the road, take your hands off the wheel and to put makeup on." The 22-year-old was fined about $340 and given six points on her driver's license.

Yeah.. I can't imagine ANYTHING more dangerous than that. Oh, wait... I can.

1. Ordering and eating just about anything at McDonalds.
2. Driving with both hands on the wheel, paying full attention, in the Solano Westfield Mall parking lot.
3. Going to a 50% off sale at the freakin' thrift store!!
4. Saying "What" again to Samuel L. Jackson.

... and just about a zillion other things, but in the interest of time, keeping this fun, and staying away from politics I'll just end my list here.


Seriously.