I promise not to make my blog all about these Wiki-How things, but I couldn't pass this one up.
Again, it is one of Google's "How To's of the Day".
How to Remove a Hickey
Again, it is one of Google's "How To's of the Day".
How to Remove a Hickey
Here is how to prevent getting a hickey:
1) Don't let hoes suck on your neck.
2) Don't be a hoe.
Here is a list of the things you will need:
*Toothbrush
*Eyeshadow of your skin tone
*Concealer
*Ice pack (pre-frozen ice pack or ice cubes wrapped in a towel)
*Concealing clothes
Here is a list of related Wiki-Hows:
*How to Give Someone a Hickey
*How to French Kiss
*How to Kiss
*How to Not Be an Obsessive Girlfriend
*How to Date Successfully as a Teenage Guy
Ok... I haven't really had to worry about hickey's for years. But, I remember trying all of their methods and the only thing that worked was wearing a turtleneck.
I also have to point out to Google that as a teenager it was probably very unlikely that I would need this information on a THURSDAY morning. More like on a Saturday or Sunday morning.... like whenever I was sneaking in and took a look in the mirror and saw my slut-mark and thought "Oh Shit! I'm grounded until I'm dead!!".
You lucky teenagers of today have Google and Wiki-How. I just had to rely on the advice of my friends who knew less than I did.
8 comments:
Hi Amy!,
We call 'em 'Love bites' over here in Blightyland. At least that's what they were called when I dreamed of getting one...
Anyway, the less popular nerd guys like myself used a vacuum cleaner...isn't that so sad...
Welcome Sans Pantaloons!
Wow, a comment about hickeys from across the pond. It doesn't take much to amuse me.
Nice sweater. Nice buttons! Hahahaha.
Okay, I'm out on the first two rules. I'm a Ho! I have a company called HoGear even. I gave my last boyfriend two hickeys - men have it easy, they can just wear a collared shirt!
I love sans pantaloons' vacuum cleaner story.
I didn't mind hickeys until I went out with a guy who thought the way to give a hickey was to bite down so hard as to draw blood and leave a serious bruise that would last for 2-3 weeks. Idiot. Or perhaps he was a vampire. hmmm.
Zed, the guy wasn't called Alucard by any chance?
Do you like garlic?
If I remember correctly, he might have called himself Eduard...but that's very very close to Alucard. Hmmm.
And garlic, why yes I do. Hmmm.
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I wish I played hockey, just so I could wear some of your cool clothes!
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