My own brushes with fame

There are many, I must tell you. Some of them are questionable, though.

1. I went to Great America when I was 3, and I saw all the characters from Looney Tunes. I stepped on Sylvesters tail.

2. I went to the mall in 2nd grade and saw Darth Vader.

3. I went to the mall a couple years later and saw Jackie Zeman (who plays Bobbie Spencer on General Hospital) promoting some aerobics tape or something.

4. I had a friend in 7th grade that worked with a talent agent, and she lied to me that she once saw Corey Feldman at the agency... that he was in town working on a movie (she admitted she lied). Okay, maybe that doesn't count as a brush with fame... but what a bitch.

5. I saw Kurt Russell at an Air Force Academy hockey game when I was in high school... just sitting in the stands enjoying the game. I thought about asking for his autograph, but I decided not to bother him.

6. I went to a piano bar, and all in one night I saw Kordell Stewart from (at the time) the Pittsburgh Steelers, and Adam Foote, Mike Ricci, and a few others I can't remember from the Colorado Avalanche (again, at the time).