Tuesday, April 17, 2007

More reasons that Bratz are slutty..

Barbie shows us that you don't have to be a slut to have fabulous hair (but I guess you have to have the tres chic Wilma Flintstone pearls... yabba dabba do!)


The "Bratz" styling heads have to have boobs for some reason, and a bare midriff. Both vital parts of styling hair and doing make-up.


11 comments:

Sports Princess said...

I fully believe that the Bratz line is just evil men training young girls to want to be whores so they have diminished self-esteem & zero self respect later, thus enabling them to date young slutties when they're really old guys.

Anonymous said...

That is the best explanation for the Bratz line ever sports princess. That makes perfect sense. It's scary.

The Boob Lady said...

Um, I totally put on my tube top and squeeze my tits together when I do my hair and put on my make-up. You don't?

Anonymous said...

I love that explaination too, IP!

Boob lady... I only do that after I'm done, not during.

Anonymous said...

Hahaaa, this one really cracked me up.

Michael Lazenby said...

I dig that 2nd girl... She fly.

Holla,

Krazee Eyez Killa

Jenny Jenny Flannery said...

Aren't tits essential to all activities?

Some Guy said...

Flann- Not if you're a bull. Then, they're useless.

Jenny Jenny Flannery said...

Chris: you've been spending way too much time in the south.

Moderator said...

I will (reluctantly) buy barbies for my kids. But not Bratz.

Tanya Espanya said...

I like boobies.