Tuesday, April 17, 2007

More reasons that Bratz are slutty..

Barbie shows us that you don't have to be a slut to have fabulous hair (but I guess you have to have the tres chic Wilma Flintstone pearls... yabba dabba do!)


The "Bratz" styling heads have to have boobs for some reason, and a bare midriff. Both vital parts of styling hair and doing make-up.


12 comments:

Sports Princess said...

I fully believe that the Bratz line is just evil men training young girls to want to be whores so they have diminished self-esteem & zero self respect later, thus enabling them to date young slutties when they're really old guys.

Jolene said...

That is the best explanation for the Bratz line ever sports princess. That makes perfect sense. It's scary.

The Boob Lady said...

Um, I totally put on my tube top and squeeze my tits together when I do my hair and put on my make-up. You don't?

Amy said...

I love that explaination too, IP!

Boob lady... I only do that after I'm done, not during.

Dick Small said...

Hahaaa, this one really cracked me up.

Krazee Eyez Killa said...

I dig that 2nd girl... She fly.

Holla,

Krazee Eyez Killa

Flannery Alden said...

Aren't tits essential to all activities?

Chris said...

Flann- Not if you're a bull. Then, they're useless.

Queen of Dysfunction said...

Toys like these make me want to take my eighteen month old daughter to the doctor and put her on the pill NOW. Good gravy Mattel, what the hell is wrong with toy manufacturers?

Flannery Alden said...

Chris: you've been spending way too much time in the south.

Grant Miller said...

I will (reluctantly) buy barbies for my kids. But not Bratz.

Tanya Espanya said...

I like boobies.